I just took my pants off at a bar and let a bartender see a tattoo. Classy. A new level. Alexa and a low. I’m drinking absinthe, class. Hot. Sorry I’m not sorry.
So I’m current at my momma’s house (not to be confused with my mama) and she has this fancy lady scale. So I stepped on it, due my forever fear thy my ten dollar scale is inaccurate. Well it is 2 pounds off. However I was afraid it was gonna be drastically off. So yay! Still right of track!
Abercrombie and Fitch is the worst. No wonder girls who shop there are so tiny. I was given a pair of their pants, in what is theoretically my size (26) and I could barely get it up mid thigh. Jesus Christ. On what planet is that a 26? And usually 26s are a little loose cuz I have a larger butt, and therefor my waist has extra breathing space. Jesus effing Christ.
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everyone at work keeps telling me how skinny i love :3 merp
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